Whether you’re a prospective customer or a future employee, Mars Maids offers myriad of ways to submit your job application or cleaning request.
If you’re an off-worlder looking for work, our ground control center is located in the SpaceX Outpost on Boca Chica beach, Texas – after submitting your CV along with your request for citizenship, we will contact you within one (1) Martian month.
Have a Starlink subscription? Our customer service can be reached at martian@marsmaids.com – your message will be bounced via network of high speed satellite links to our mail server on Phobos and beamed down through Tesla Tower Prime.
Just landed on Mars and looking for a job? Well, seek no further: take the monorail down to the Colony Crater, press the Mars Maids logo on the nearest data dispenser and one of our Robo-Maids will exit the lobby for a preliminary interview. While your application is being processed, you will be issued a bunk in the section of the lower lobby and a 2-minute rub-and-scrub passcode.
If you’re a member of the press, Mars Maids has extensive network presence which you can peruse at your leisure. We take pride in following the cutting edge technology trends and as such prefer not to conduct interviews or indeed offer means of public communication some Earthlings still stubbornly hold on to.
We look forward to communicating with your physical or virtual form in accordance with the protocols described above.
Mars Maids – On Mars, no Dust will Escape Us
