Voted Best Maid Service on Mars for a Reason!
Maybe because we're the only cleaners on the planet... now book your martian maid.
HOW IT WORKS
BOOK
Schedule an appointment online for your modular habitat
CLEAN
A martian maid comes over and cleans your place.
RELAX
Sit back and relax. Enjoy your sparkling modular habitat!
YOUR TRUST IS OUR PRIORITY
SAVES YOU TIME
Mars Maids do the heavy lifting so you can focus on the important things – your rations, credits and oxygen. Hire us today for a chance to prolong your life functions!
SAFETY FIRST
All of our cleaners undergo rigorous training on our Deimos Educational Centre. Future employees pass through extensive background, reference and ability checks. As we like to say – there’s no moss on Deimos!
SUPERIOR SERVICE
Our Martian cleaning artists go the extra Earthly mile on each and every job! After their work is done, we encourage you to provide adequate feedback.
SIMPLE SETUP
Select your number of bedrooms and bathrooms. Pick a convenient date and time. Then relax while our maids make your martian efficiency sparkle.
SEAMLESS COMMUNICATION
Our user-friendly site makes it easy for you to stay in touch with Mars Maids. Log in anytime to add, edit, or cancel bookings.
SECURE PAYMENTS
Pay for your maid service online — only when the cleaning is complete. (Prefer to pay with check or cash? Just call us.)
SCHEDULE MODULAR HABITAT CLEANING ON THE RUN
Mars Maids is mobile-friendly. Book your mars cleaning service easily from your martian mobile.
Off-Worlders: Check Out Our Martian Maid Ratings!
We Make Sure Your Future Modular Habitat is Sparkling – Clean (Rather Than From a Faulty Electric Grid)
Make your voice count! Once your pod gets services, your designated inbox will light up with ranking opportunity. The scale goes from one to five, and you will also get an unprecedented ability to leave comments and suggestions. Back in the Mono-Planet Age, Earthlings used to call this system democracy. We thought it would be fun to reenact their shenanigans! As you know, from the moment you arrive, every step you take is stored on our Phobos 3000 Data Server, and the ratings you leave are no exception. Mars Maids will…
- Award appropriate bonuses or revoke habitation privileges to our staff, all based upon the feedback you leave.
- Assign the cleaning squad you pick for your modular home, and
- Stay the best maid service on Mars through careful sorting of customer feedback and by continuing to exercise monopoly rights over the prospective competition.
Our highly professional team knows their credit score is directly proportionate to the amount of happiness points your review assigns. As we at Mars Maids often say – avoid the vacuum by vacuuming properly! Get it? Anyway, it’s a bit of company humor. Funnily enough, they seem to respond well to these encouragements, going above and beyond to earn your five-star feedback. This is how we mop-up the competition – by providing the first, the best, and the only service on the Red Planet!
BOOK A MARS MAID IN 60 SECONDS!
